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Knight: (Cosplaying as a French Assault Trooper ) Bienvenue dans les tranchées, connards! GET YOUR RIFLES, BOOTS, AND HELMETS READY AND GET YOUR ASSES TO THE BATTLEFIELD! WELCOME TO ANOTHER EXPLOSIVE EPISODE OF DEATH BATTLE!!!

Mage: (Cosplaying as young Winston ChurchillDO YOU HAVE TO KEEP BLOODY SHOUTING LIKE THAT!? (Groans) The Great War--also known as "World War I"--was a bitter and destructive conflict that destroyed the great Eurpoean empires and forever changed the course of history. This massive struggle attracted millions of young men from every side of the continent, all seeking glory and adventure. What they found instead was a four-year hell of starvation and sickness, combined with endless hurricanes of artillery and bullets. Truly the crowning moment of human progress.

Knight: Wow, that got depressing fast. Anyway, you might be asking "what does this have to do with this episode or the combatants?"

Mage: Because one of us got this asinine idea from watching too much anime and playing that revolting Battlefield game! Also, I can't believe I let you talk me into this stupid cosplay.

Knight: Oh, shut up, Edward! You said you wanted to dress up! And why are you dressed as as Churchill!? I thought we agreed that you'd be a British Medic!

Mage: Because I told you that I would cosplay as a gentleman and hero, not a common grunt! Besides, I wouldn't be caught dead wearing that ridiculous turban!

Knight: God, you really are from the 1800s. Alors, since the theme of this Death Battle will be "Battlefield I meets anime", we decided to take two female heroines from anime to represent two of the major powers that fought in the Great War.

Mage: Representing the proud British Empire and His Majesty King George V: Seras Victoria, the Hellsing Organization's vampire-slaying police girl!

Knight: (Rolls eyes) Connard pompeux. And representing the filthy Krau--I mean, the German Empire--is Tanya Degurechaff, the Fatherland's brilliant but ruthless child commando! 

Mage: "Filthy Krauts?" Are you trying to insult our German readers!?

Knight: I'm getting in character!

Mage: And you say I'm stuck in the past. (Sighs) As always, we've invited two guests from each character's universe to provide all the necessary details. For Seras, we've brought in the leader of Hellsing, Sir Integra Fairbrooks Wingates Hellsing.

Integra: (Bows politely) Greetings. I'm honored to be a part of this.

Knight: Did you have to say her full name? And in Tanya's corner, we've brought one of her loyal comrades, Viktoriya Serebryakov.

Visha: (Nervous, but happy) Ähm, Guten Tag, alle zusammen! Danke, dass du mich hier eingeladen hast!

Mage: Filthy Krauts, huh? Anyway, he's the Blue Knight, and I'm the Red Mage....

Knight: AND IT'S TIME TO SHUT UP AND GET READY FOR WAR!!! LET'S SEE WHICH OF THESE BADASS BLONDES HAS THE SKILLS, WEAPONS, AND TACTICS TO SURVIVE A DEATH BATTLE!!!

Mage: Louis, if you keep shouting, I WILL make you vomit your own blood.

Knight: Bite me, Edward.



(Ding!)



Seras #4 by Arkham500


Seras Victoria:
Alias/Nickname: Police Girl; Draculina; Migionette (Fr: "Cute Girl"); Big-Titty Police Girl; Best Girl
Age: 19 (Aging stopped due to vampirism)
DOB: Unknown
Race/Nationality: United Kingdom; Human-turned-Vampire
Height: Appx 5'3 (163cm)
Weight: Appx 126lb (57kg)
Occupation: Rookie Cop; Hellsing Vampire Agent
Affiliation: Hellsing Organization
Theme Song:

Mage: First off, I'm very sure that as the leader of Hellsing, you're an extremely busy woman. So thank you for taking the time out of your schedule to interview with us.

Integra: The pleasure's all mine. And I see you took the time to dress up as one of England's national heroes. If Sir Winston Churchill were still with us, he'd be flattered.

Mage: (Blushes) You flatter me, madame. Thank you. See, Louis! I told you dressing as Churchill was better!

Knight: Oh, go swallow a grenade, Edward! So Ms. Integra, what exactly do you do as Hellsing's boss?

Integra: Oh, give orders to two psychotic vampires, eliminate ghouls and low-level monsters, wage a secret war against a corrupt church organization, undermine a secret Nazi vampire regime--you know, typical management work.

Knight: Damn! Where do I apply to work for you?

(Integra draws a breath on her cigar)

Integra: So then, would you like me to discuss about Ms. Victoria?

Mage: In Death Battle, we normally start with the combatant's backstory and motivations. Could you please tell us what you know about Seras' life and accomplishments before and after she joined your organization?

Integra: Very well, then. Ms. Victoria was born an only child in a small British family. Unfortunately, her childhood was far from happy. Victoria's father was an undercover cop who "got in too deep" with the gang he was investigating. A few members from the gang followed Mr. Victoria back to his apartment, and the cowards butchered him and his wife in their own home. Seras, who witnessed her parents' brutal deaths from the closet, charged in with a fork and stabbed one of the attackers in the eye. Her assault ended when one of the criminals shot her in the stomach. The last thing she witnessed before unconsciousness was her mother's corpse being raped by one of the bastards that killed her.

Knight: Raven, Revy, Suzaku--for once, can we not have a backstory that involves a parent dying!?

Mage: Or one of the characters being raped!?

Integra: I wish I could make this story more pleasant. Anyway, young Seras reached the hospital in time to recover from her gunshot wound. Shortly after, the young girl was sent to live in an orphanage. But the memory of her parents' death still haunted Seras, causing her to lash out violently against other children, especially bullies. The teachers even threatened to kick Seras out of the orphanage if she did not learn to control her wild behavior.

Knight: Who'd have thought that someone as sweet and kawaii as Seras would have been a bad girl growing up?

Mage: Still, she was very young. People can change drastically as they grow up.

Knight: Then why do you always act like we've never moved past 1887?

Integra: AHEM! Moving right along. At age 19, Seras fulfilled her lifelong dream of becoming a police officer.

Mage: Amazing. You'd think that after watching her father murdered for being a cop, that Seras would choose a much safer career.

Integra: In any case, Seras' first assignment was to arrest a local priest wanted for multiple homicides in the small town of Cheddar. To her shock and horror, the priest turned out to be a vampire, who turned all of his victims into zombiefied Ghouls. Seras' team was wiped out, and she herself was taken hostage by the priest, who planned to steal her virginity to ensure that she would become a Ghoul.

Knight: Hold on, what does being a virgin have to do with becoming a vampire?

Mage: And more importantly, where does Hellsing fit in with all this?

Integra: I shall answer the second question first. Since the police were obviously unprepared to deal with a large vampire horde, they turned to Hellsing to clean up their mess. We sent our finest vampire agent Alucard to deal with them. After all, the only way to kill a vampire is with another, stronger vampire. As for the other question, if a virgin who is bitten by a vampire of the opposite sex, he too shall become a vampire without losing his humanity. 

Knight: Hmm......have sex, or become a badass vampire? I'll get back to you on that.

Mage: (Groans at Louis)

Integra: Alucard took advantage of this and fired a shot through Seras' stomach, killing the priest and fatally wounding Seras. As the police girl bled to death, Alucard offered her a choice: die pathetically as a human, or be reborn as a vampire. Naturally, Seras chose the latter option and Alucard bit into her neck, cementing her new life as a vampire. In the following months, Seras spent her new life as Alucard's protoge, wiping out armies of Ghouls and assassinating wannabee vampires. She would later serve a pivotal role in defending Hellsing Manor from Millennium, a secret organization of Nazi vampires. Seras ultimately became a true vampire after drinking the blood of one of her comrades, allowing her to defeat an elite Millennium agent named Zorin Blitz.

Knight: Hey, Edward. As soon as this is over, let's binge watch Hellsing: Ultimate right away!

Mage: ......I don't know if I can stomach all the blood. I think that will do for Ms. Victoria's backstory. Would you mind if we put up her list of Feats so we can move on?

Integra: As you wish.

Feats:

* As a child, stabbed a criminal in the eye with a fork
* Became a cop at the age of 19
* Became an agent for Hellsing after choosing to become a vampire
* On her first mission, sniped a fleeing vampire 5600 meters away with a single shot
** On same mission, took down an army of ghouls by herself 
* Survived multiple stab wounds from Father Anderson's bayonets
* Assisted Walter C. Dornez in taking down one of the Valentine Brothers 
* Assisted Alucard by being a distraction to Dandy Man 
* Shot down the Millennium's lead airship all by herself
* Defeated a legion of the Millennium's elite vampire Nazis 
* Survived a terrible mindraping by Zorin Blitz
* Became a True Vampire after drinking the blood from the dying Captain Bernadotte
* Easily killed Zorin Blitz after becoming a True Vampire
* Defeated the Captain, with the help of the familiarized Bernadotte
* Is one of the few survivors of the Battle of London
* Continued to serve Hellsing for another 30 years
* Was called "cute" by Alucard at the end of the series
** Any compliment by Alucard is a huge feat on its own


Integra: As you can see, Ms. Victoria has quite the productive career since joining Hellsing.

Mage: You're telling me! Anyone who's able to take down an army of Nazi Vampires and still look good is definitely not somebody to trifle with!

Knight: But, to use a quote from Disney's Hercules, a hero is only as good as their weapons! Aside from the two beautiful bombshells on her chest, Seras has a hefty set of firearms designed to turn undead freaks into......uh.......dead freaks.

Mage: And I thought you were supposed to be the funny one, Louis.

Knight: (Reaches for sword) Wanna see how funny you'll look with your arms and legs missing!?

Integra: CEASE THIS CHILDISHNESS AT ONCE AND BEHAVE LIKE GENTLEMEN!!!

(Louis and Edward shut up)

Mage:.......Apologies, madame. So, what kinds of weapons does the Hellsing Organization use?

Integra: Our Organization carries the duty of eliminating all sorts of freaks and vampires. Thus, we equip our agents with only the strongest weapons capable of destroying such creatures.

Knight: No kidding! These guns are humongous! They look like they could take out a rhino in one shot!

Integra: Indeed. Many of Hellsing's weapons are modified anti-tank rifles filled with blessed 13.7mm rounds. In the hands of a capable vampire, it can mow down dozens of undead Ghouls in a matter of minutes. Seras used one such rifle to great effect on her first assignment with Alucard. Of course, our butler Walter personally designed two new weapons he felt were more suitable for a powerful vampire to use.

Weapons:

Hellsing Anti-Midians Cannon by Arkham500
Hellsing Anti-Midians 13.7mm:
* Semi-automatic assault rifle
* Silver 13.7mm rounds
* Based on the Mauser 1918 Tankghewer anti-tank rifle from World War I
* Can also be used as a sniper

* Seras' first weapon since joining Hellsing
* Commonly used by Hellsing's agents
* Primarily used to take out Ghouls and low-level Vampires
* Walter shortly replaced this with something he felt more suitable to Seras' strength

Harkonnen I by Arkham500
Hellsing ARMS Anti-Tank Cannon 'Harkonnen': 
* Anti-Vampire rifle custom-made for Seras
* The sheer size of it caused Seras to freak out at first glance
* Served as her primary weapon for much of the series
* Weighs 120 pounds unloaded
* 30mm anti-tank ammunition
* Can use several types of shells:
    ** Uranium shells with traces of silver, used to pierce armors and slay unholy monsters
    ** Incendiary napalm shells, to incinerate large groups of enemies
* Seras is strong enough to fire it over-the-shoulder


Seras #3 by Arkham500
Harkonnen II: 
* A pair of heavily upgraded Harkonnens with a huge ammo box
* Basically a portable Anti-Aircraft gun
* Weigh 760 lbs--impossible heavy for most humans
* Has huge capacity, but will eventually run out of ammo
* Shot down the Millennium's primary airship as it neared Hellsing Manor
* Absolutely devastating to footsoldiers

* Total range of 4 kilometers

Flak 41 Cannon by Arkham500
88mm Flak 41: 
* Nazi Germany-produced
* Stolen Nazi AA gun
* Used to penetrate the Major's bulletproof glass that protected him
** And kill the Major himself
* Weighs a whopping 7 tons!

Mage: How can such a tiny girl carry a sodding ANTI-AIRCRAFT CANNON!?

Integra: Marvelous, isn't she? A vampire's superhuman strength allows them to carry weapons far greater than that of an average human. However it is not Seras' weapons alone that make her a force to be reckoned with. In the months following her employment, Seras honed her other vampire abilities to the point that she became a fearsome warrior on par with Alucard himself. Her speed, marksmanship, and hardiness are what allowed to destroy legions of Ghouls and Millenium Vampires.

Strengths and Abilities:


Seras Strength by Arkham500
Strength: 
* Jumped through a steel floor

* Can stomp a human body into mush 
* Picked up Zorin with one hand

* Fired an anti-tank gun and felt little to no recoil 
* Killed dozens of zombies through brute force 
* Tossed a 2 ton missile  
* Ripped Zorin's fingers off

* Can causally carry the 760 pound Harkonnen II 
* Can carry and fire the 7 ton Flak 41 with one hand and no recoil 
* Sliced another vampire and his steel helmet 
* Hit Captain's fist so hard that it exploded

Seras Speed by Arkham500
Speed: 
* Blitzed German vampires, who can move fast enough to appear as a blur 
* Can casually dodge bullets 
* Blocked machine gunfire with her Shadow Arm

Seras Durability by Arkham500
Durability: 
* Was stabbed by multiple holy bayonets but still healed her wounds 
* Survived getting shot in the stomach as a kid 
* Took a beating from the Captain 
* Regenerated after being sliced up by Zorin 
* Can partially regenerate from dismemberment

Seras Marksmanship by Arkham500
Skilled Marksman: 
-Easily Seras strongest trait
-Killed a vampire 5600 meters away with a single shot

Seras Bloodsucking by Arkham500
Blood Sucking: 
* Drinking blood increases her power
* Speeds up her healing factor 
* Drinking Pip Bernadotte's blood helped her become a True Vampire (pictured above)

* Victims who are killed by her bite will become her familiars 

Seras Healing by Arkham500
Healing Factor: 
* Can heal from most wounds almost instantly 
* Can regenerate missing limbs:
** Her left arm became a Shadow Arm after it was taken by the Captain

* Could still heal after being stabbed with holy weapons

Seras 3rd Eye by Arkham500
Third Eye:
* Increases Seras' accuracy and perception of her surroundings 
* Allows her to see through mental and physical illusions
* However, can be overwhelmed by more powerful illusions, such as the one by Zorin Blitz


Telepathy: 
* Can speak through her mind with her master Alucard

Seras Shadow Arm by Arkham500
Shadow Arm: 
* Replacement arm that increases Seras' strength 
* Has farther reach than a normal arm 
* Strong enough to block machine gunfire 
* Can split apart into multiple "tentacles" to ensnare multiple enemies
* Strong enough to lift 7-ton artillery cannon! (See Weapons section)

* Can be used to fly 
* Can summon Seras' familiar, Bernadotte
* Apparently became permanent, since Seras' real arm never grew back 

Seras and Pip by Arkham500
Pip Bernadotte: 
* Leader of the Wild Geese mercenaries, and Seras' love interest
* Died protecting Seras from Zorin Blitz
* Seras drank Pip's blood to keep him alive as her familiar

* As her familiar, can assist Seras by either attacking physically or giving advice in combat 
* Helped kill the Captain by giving Seras a silver tooth

Seras' Battles:







Knight: Damn! Being a vampire lets you do all that?......Is it too late to get Seras' phone number?

Mage: What!? As if you're not dangerous enough already without turning into a damned vampire!

Integra: And if you were to turn into one, then we would have to kill you.

Knight: (Pauses) Never mind!

Mage: Bloody cretin. (Sighs) So, we've covered all of Ms. Victoria's strongest points, but where are the chinks in her armor? What weaknesses does she have that one can exploit?

Integra: Not that many. But there Seras does have some minor flaws that an opponent could exploit should they be discovered.

Weaknesses:

Seras Crying by Arkham500
* As a True Vampire, is weak to holy or blessed weapons:
** Normal weapons should have little to no effect, if Alucard is proof

* Healing factor isn't as good as Alucard's
* Destroying her heart entirely nullifies her healing factor:
** Her durability can make this difficult, however

* Tends to hold back for fear of losing her humanity
** Pretty much a non-issue now, since becoming a True Vampire


Integra: But that being said, Seras Victoria remains a superb vampire, and an exemplary agent of the Hellsing Organization. The United Kingdom is proud to have such a fierce, loyal, and dependable soldier protecting her. 

Mage: Outstanding! Thank you for your time, Sir Integra! You've given us all the information we need on Seras Victoria.

Integra: The pleasure is all mine. Best of luck with the episode.

(Integra leaves the room)

Mage: With all that out of the way, let's bring in our next guest to give us insight to our newest contestant, Tanya Degurechaff.

Knight: The little flying Jerry girl? Magnifique. This should be interesting.

Mage: Can you stop it with the wartime slurs, Louis!?


("How does it feel having someone fuck with your head!? HOW DOES IT FEEL, YOU BITCH!?")
(Seras' last words to Zorin Blitz as she kills her)


Bonus Video!!!



(Ding!)



Tanya #3 by Arkham500


Tanya von Degurechaff:
Alias/Nickname: Tanya the Evil; Devil of the Rhine
Age: 10 (since reincarnation)
DOB: 1913 (alternate calendar)
Nationality: The Fatherland
Height: 
Appx 3'5ft
Weight: Appx 100lbs
Occupation: Imperial Soldier
Rank: Warrant Officer; Lt. Colonel; Major; Captain; 1st Lieutenant; 2nd Lieutenant
Affiliation: Imperial Army 203rd Air Mage Battalion
Theme Song:



(Viktoriya walks into the room)

Visha: (SmilesGuten Tag! Mein Name ist Viktoriya, aber meine Freunde nennen mich Visha!

Knight: What? I know you're from Anime Germany, but we live in the United States; can you please repeat that in English?

Mage: Says the one who says half his lines in French.

Knight: Non je ne le fais pas! Tais-toi ou je te botterai le cul, Edward!

Mage: My point exactly.

Visha: Ach, I really sorry. Mein English.....not very good.

Mage: I'll take care of it. (Focuses magic to his hands) Omnia ex una lingua!

(A brilliant blue light flashes into Louis' and Visha's mouths and eyes. The two cover their eyes from blindness.)

Knight: (Groans) Goddammit, Ed! Are you trying to make us blind!?

Visha: What the heck was that!?

Knight: Wha--wait a minute...did you just speak English!?

Visha: Huh!? No! You're speaking my language! (Pauses) Isn't he?

Knight: (Menacingly) Edward, what did you do?

Mage: Calm down, lad. We're all speaking our own languages. It's a new spell I practiced with my sister. It translates all languages we hear into our native ones. So to us it sounds like Visha is speaking English, but to her it sounds like we're speaking German. That way, everyone can understand each other.  

Knight: Wow, that's....actually pretty cool Edward.

Mage: I had to do something since you always threaten me in foreign languages. So with that out of the way, welcome to the Death Battle interview, Lt. Serebryakov.

Visha: (Smiles) Thank you, but please just call me Visha.

Mage: Very well.

Knight: Alright, same deal as before; what do you know about Tanya Degurechaff in terms of her origin story?

Mage: Do you have to be so brusque about it?

Visha: (Awkwardly silent)

Mage: What's wrong? Is there.....anything you know about it?

Visha: ......Not really. I don't know much about the Major's past..........(She jumps as if she'd remembered something) But I have something that might help! 

(Visha pulls a small diary out of her uniform)

Visha: This is....(Gulps) Major Degurechaff's private diary. We were given strict orders never to read it but.......I might've got a bit curious. (She looks terrified) I haven't read it yet! Please don't tell her I took it!

Knight: (Laughs) Going against orders, eh? I like that!

Mage: It's all right, lass. We'll do well to keep your secret. Just read as much as you think is necessary.

Visha: Okay........Ahem! 


Tanya's Journal:


My name is Tanya Degurechaff.

Or at least, that's what I'm called now in this world. In my current life, I'm a ten-year-old girl who somehow became a high-ranking officer in the Imperial Army. But in my old life, I was a full grown salaryman working for a large Japanese corporation. One typical day, I found an employee who failed to show up to work several times and fired him immediately. Hours later, that cowardly bastard found me in a metro and pushed me in front of a train! 

In the moment before my death, everything froze and I heard a strange voice call out to me. Religious souls would probably call this voice "God," but I simply call him "Being X." After all, what use do we have for a god when science and technology already gives us everything we need? Unfortunately, Being X found my lack of faith disturbing. As punishment, he gave me a challenge: I would be reborn as a different person in a different world--a war-torn hellhole without any of the technology we 'have. If I didn't use this second chance to become a believer, Being X would be done with me and send me to Hell (or so he says). 

True to Being X's word, I was reincarnated as a blonde, blue-eyed girl in a country resembling Germany during World War I. I started my new childhood in a poor nunnery, while the rest of the Empire was preparing itself for war. No doubt Being X wanted me to come to faith, but all I could think of was how to live a good life in this shit world. Lucky for me, I was born with a remarkably high potential for magic, which the Imperial Army desperately needed. I figured that if I enlisted and rose quickly in the ranks, I would earn a position high enough for them to take me away from the battlefield! Not only that, but it would be my way of flipping off Being X for sending me here in the first place!

At age eight, I was the youngest cadet in the officer corps. After a year of training, I was promoted to Warrant Officer and assigned as an Air Mage. On my first mission, I was ambushed by Mages from the Entente Alliance, a rival nation. Without backup, I had to take the bastards on myself. But I successfully managed to kill several of them before being wounded by an explosion. As I fell, I was confident that the higher-ups would be so impressed by my self-sacrifice that they would give me a rank high enough for me to be safely away from the front for the rest of the war........

Or, so I thought. Instead, the pompous bastards wanted to keep me on active duty. For the next few years, I spent my military career testing experimental weapons, devising military strategies for the brass, and leading my own squadron of elite Air Mages. Time after time, I scored numerous victories against the Allied Powers and killed many of their soldiers. I soon became known and feared as the "Devil of the Rhine,"--a nickname that I'm quite fond of. But despite all of this, I never forgot my true goal: to claw my way to the top and get the Hell away from the front.

And if you're reading this, Being X, just know this: sending me to this world was the biggest mistake you ever made. Whatever foreign powers or destructive weapons you throw at me will never be enough. I WILL make out of the frontlines, I WILL survive this war,--and if given the chance, I WILL destroy you!

This is your only warning.

Tanya Degurechaff,
14th of May, 1924


Visha: (Looks confused at what she read) (What? Salaryman? "Being X?" Reincarnation? I always knew the Major was crazy, but this!? Is this what goes through her head every day!?)

Mage: (Whispers) I think we put the poor girl through enough.

Knight: Agreed. Let's just move on to Weapons. (To Visha) So! Clearly Tanya's had an......interesting life. But let's move on to what we're really here for! Let's take a look at Tanya's unique and deadly arsenal!

Visha: (Looks up from the book) Um, sure! Let's!


Feats:

* On her first appearance, killed a squad of Republican Air Mages all by herself
* Before reincarnation, he was a successful salaryman who used Machiavellian tactics to keep his job
* As Tanya, she was born with an extremely high aptitude for magic:
** She enlisted into the Imperial Army as a result
* At age nine, became the youngest cadet officer in the Imperial Army
* On her first mission, killed three Entente Alliance troopers and wounded two others without backup:
** Survived being wounded in an explosion (practically a running joke in this anime)
* Was chosen to be a test pilot for the experimental Elenium Type 95 Orb:
** The Orb was really faulty and tended to explode a lot
*** Tanya survived those as well (told ya)
* Brutally trained the people who later became her Air Mage squad:
** (It was really an attempt to get them all killed so she wouldn't go to the front. Of course that failed)
* Despite being a child, inspires fear and loyalty even from grown adults:
** She punishes disobedient soldiers by either killing them directly or putting them in situations where they will die
* Led the attack on the Rhine against Republican soldiers and civilian guerillas:
** Is perfectly comfortable with attacking unarmed civilians (something that horrifies her men)
* Defeated the Entente Alliance permanently at the Battle of the Fjord:
** Nearly killed her rival Anson Sioux, and took his gun as a trophy
* Survived being launched in an experimental V1 rocket
* Defeated Colonel Sioux once again, this time killing him
* According to the wiki, she later became the rival of Sioux's daughter Mary:
** (Hehe, "Mary Sioux")


Knight: So, Visha. What can you tell us about the weapons from your world?

Visha: As Imperial Air Mages, we're mostly equipped with the same semi-automatic or bolt-action rifles the ground troops use. But the difference is our weapons use enchanted bullets that can explode or fire rapidly using magic. We use the same magic to power our flight suits, allowing us to fly independently up to 6000 ft. Although, I hate going way up there in the cold. BRRRRRRR! 

Knight: So wait. You actually use magic to power guns? I never thought I'd say this, but that's actually kind of badass!

Mage: (Of course you would think that you uncivilized fool.)

Knight: Where does your magic come from, and what else can it do?

Visha: The source of our power are the Operation Orbs we wear on our uniforms. (Touches the round red orb on her chest). It converts the mana in our bodies into energy, allowing us to do......well, just about anything. We can charge up our guns to fire explosive artillery shells, or multiple homing missiles. Our mana also projects a shield that protects us from gunfire, but its durability depends on how powerful the Mage is. Mana can also be used tactically by projecting holographic decoys, or bringing up a targeting computer to search for hiding or faraway enemies. We can even charge our bayonets with magic to slice up our enemies up close.

Mage: (Seething) (Using magic to power war machines. It's blasphemy! It's a insult to magic!)

Knight: (Groans) (When is he gonna stop being such a pompous ass!?)


Weapons:

Tanya Mondragon Rifle by Arkham500
Mondragon Rifle:
* Mexican-produced
* Magazine: Twenty 7x57 Mauser rounds (Magic)
* Firing Mode: Semi-Auto
* Invented around 1900, was one of the first semi-automatic rifles in history
* Saw action in the Mexican Revolution and both World Wars
* Many were sold to the German Empire
* In Tanya the Evil, is the primary weapon of the Imperial Air Mages
* Bullets are infused with magic, making them highly explosive
* Bullets can also split apart into multiple homing missles
* Like most rifles, can be equipped with a bayonet
* Is a popular choice for the Medic class in Battlefield 1

Tanya SIG MKMS by Arkham500
SIG MKMS Submachine Gun:
* Swiss-produced
* Magazine: Thirty to Forty 7.65x21 Luger rounds (Magic)
* Firing Mode: Automatic
* Early submachine gun invented in 1933
* Originally a Christmas present to Anson Sioux from his daughter Mary:
** Became Tanya's war trophy following his defeat at the Battle of Fjord
* Fires magic pistol rounds that explode on impact

Tanya Stick Grenade by Arkham500
Model 24 Steilhangranate:
* German-produced
* Explosive: TNT
* Fuse time: 5 seconds
* Also known as the "Stick Grenade" or "Potato Masher"
* The fuse is triggered by a pull cord running from the explosive head down to the bottom of the handle
* Has seen use in Germany, Austria-Hungary, Russia, and China
* Can be used as a melee weapon too
* Tanya used one to blow up a hapless Alliance bomber
* Yes, I did copy this from 
Zara's bio :P (Lick)


Tanya Luger Pistol by Arkham500
Luger PO8:
* German-produced
* Magazine: Eight 9x19mm Luger rounds
* Firing Mode: Semi-Auto
* One of the most recognizable pistols in history
* Was widely used by Germany in both World Wars
* Tanya has never actually used this gun onscreen, but we'll give it to her anyway
* Also, the way she's posed here makes me really........uncomfortable

Tanya Operation Orb by Arkham500
Elenium Type 95 Operation Orb:
* Developed by the mad scientist Dr. Adelheid von Schugel
* The source of power for all Air Mages
* Converts mana into pure energy, allowing the user to fly or cast spells
* Also projects a magic barrier that protects her from enemy fire
* According to the Wiki, Tanya can fly up to 18,000 feet using this
* However, its design is complex and known to cause explosions:
** Tanya herself nearly died testing several of these
* Tanya's orb is special, because it has been blessed by Being X:
** Meaning that praying to Him makes her more powerful (much to her annoyance)

Tanya Flight Gear by Arkham500
Air Mage Flight Gear:
* Standard flight gear for Imperial Air Mages
* Allows the user to fly independently up to 6000ft
* Every nation has different equipment for their Mages:
** The Empire's consists of two leg boosters and a large satchel on the front
* Judging by the design, allows the wearer to fly easily in cold upper atmosphere


Knight: For once, I'm actually impressed by a magic user! I've clearly been spending way too much time with Mr. Proper Scottish Gentleman over here.

Mage: Sod off, Louis!

Visha: Are you guys always like this?

Knight: It's our way of showing how much we love each other.

Mage: Speak for yourself. Anyway, what other strengths or powers does your Major have, (aside from wielding those abominable weapons)?

Visha: Major Degurechaff is an impressive fighter, she's also a brilliant tactician and a master manipulator. Some of her strategies helped win decisive victories for the Empire, and brought down opposing states like the Entente Alliance. She also predicted that the war would spiral out of control and become a World War--which it did, unfortunately. Also.......(She looks down, almost terrified)

Knight: What's the matter?

Visha: Tanya is......a psychopath. She's ruthless and amoral. She has no problem killing insubordinate soldiers--either directly or putting them in a spot where they will die. And when we invaded the city on the Rhine, she ordered the execution of unarmed, fleeing civilians. An order that one of our guys hesitated to carry out.



Strengths and Abilities:



Physicality:
* Surprisingly strong for her age:

** Can easily lift a full-grown adult who was buried in snow
** Can wield a submachine gun one-armed (pictured above)
* However, could not break free when Anson Sioux grabbed her

Tanya Speedy Evade
Agility:
* Flies extremely fast, due to her small size and her Observation Orb
* Able to dodge incoming bullets and shrapnel with little effort
* Prefers to rush into her enemies and kill them up close

Tanya killing spree
Marksmanship:
* She is excellent at shooting down enemy Air Mages and footsoldiers
* The wiki states that Tanya's accuracy is "Medium"
* She can project a "targeting computer" right in front for more accurate shots
** Her gun can fire homing multiple shots that are locked onto the target

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Targeting Computer:
* Tanya can bring up a holographic "screen" to detect an enemy's position and mana signature

Tanya Eyes
Prayer Magic:
* Though she is an atheist, Tanya becomes more powerful by praying to God/Being X
* Her eyes and her Orb both start glowing gold when it happens
* As a result, her physical strength and mental psyche become twice as powerful
* Her explosive spells become powerful enough to decimate an entire company!

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Strategy and Planning:
* Tanya's greatest strength is perhaps her analysis and critical thinking skills
* She is a military genius, earning the respect of her superiors and subordinates
* Predicted that the war would escalate into a World War (and she was right)
* Responsible for two major Imperial victories (Battle of Fjord and Capture of Arene)
* Borderline sociopath:
** Completely amoral and holds little regard for anyone but herself
** Will not hesitate to kill civilians when ordered to, or if she finds it necessary
** Tried to kill the Air Mage cadets she was training just so she wouldn't have to lead them
** Willing to kill her own subordinates if they disobey her
** Her crazy side often takes over when she's really into the fight

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Master Manipulator:
* Uses her cute physique to persuade or fool others:

** Caught the Dakian capital off guard by warning them in a little girl's voice
** Manipulated Captain Von Ugar into not accepting the position as one of the 12 Knights


Knight: It's going to be interesting to see someone with that many strengths take on a vampire.

Mage: We've seen where Tanya's strengths lie, but what about her weaknesses? Surely such a small girl would have to be vulnerable somewhere?

Visha: Major Degurechaff doesn't have that many weak points, but off the top of my head.....


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Weaknesses:

* Still very much human, despite her powers
* Her gear is prone to failure, and is only functioning thanks to Being X
* Strong enough weapons can penetrate her magic shield
* Can get somewhat reckless, especially if her psychotic side takes over


Visha: Despite those minor flaws, Major Tanya Degurechaff is one of the finest Air Mages in the Empire. She's earned her right to lead the 203rd Air Mage Battalion, and she remains a symbol of respect and fear to her allies and enemies.

Mage: Excellent! We have everything we need to start this new Death Battle! Thank you for taking the time for us to interview you!

Visha: Es ist überhaupt kein Problem! Ich fühle mich geehrt, hier zu sein!

Knight: What? She's speaking German again?

Mage: I guess the spell wore off...

Visha: Was? Ich kann dich nicht verstehen. 

Knight: Doesn't matter! TUNE IN NEXT TIME, MAGGOTS, TO SEE THE EPIC WORLD WAR ONE CLASH BETWEEN TWO OF ANIME'S GREATEST--Urgh! :puke: 
Is that my--blood!?

Mage: I warned you, you idiot. Just because you're dressed like a soldier doesn't mean you have to SCREAM like one!

Knight: (Draws Mauser pistol) I'm going to make you die like a soldier! (Pukes again)

Visha: (Nervously) Uhh....Ich denke ich werde jetzt zurück zur Basis gehen. Auf Wiedersehen!

(Visha runs out of the room. Louis and Mage fight for a while until they both pass out from exhaustion.)


BONUS VIDEO!!!



("If there is a God who rules this world, it is a stern, solemn, and definitely a good being. A being that is far too great. God keeps forcing us to confront these cruel fates. As those were the rules of this world! Oh, God... I'll slice you into tiny pieces and feed you to the pigs! Our battlefield is no place for that piece of shit, God! I think it's time we took over God's work. We, soldiers, will take God's place. Put the arrogant ass, God, out of a job! All right troops... It's time for war!")
(Tanya's Speech to her Battallion)




Great Britain and Germany--two mighty empires represented by two fearsome anime girls in an epic reenactment of World War One!

Seras Victoria, the Hellsing Organization's vampire-slayng police girl.

Tanya Degurechaff, the Fatherland's brilliant but ruthless child commando! 

When the guns are silenced and the fog of battle cleared, which of these two courageous waifu soldiers will stand victorious?


The reason I reuploaded this Prelude is because I accidentally uploaded the last one as a Journal. Now, it should upload correctly as a Literature like I intended.


Seras Bio and Images provided by :iconstrunton:.

Tanya Degurechaff Bio and Images made by myself.


Seras Victoria, Integra, and Alucard are owned by Kouta Hirano and Shounen Gahosha.

Tanya Degurechaff and Visha are owned by Carlo Zen and Kadokawa Shoten.
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Mmm me voy de lado de Tanya por qué gracias a su arsenal sagrado , su capacidad de volar y por último ser por último una mejor estratega. En mi opion le darán la victoria.